Satan's Orgy of Blood is a comedy send-up of Sherlock Holmes films crossbred with the technicolor horrors of Britain's Hammer Films of the 1950s, 60s and 70s. Set in Boston/New England in 1902, Satan's Orgy of Blood tells the gripping, blood-soaked tale of a moronic police detective (Inspector William Castle/Dan West) and his equally idiotic sidekick/medical examiner partner (Dr. Willett/Jay Huston) squaring off against a Satanic cult who are attempting to raise the devil.  Part X Files and part Pink Panther/Inspector Clouseau movie, with a touch of the Vincent Price/Roger Corman Poe cycle films, this slapstick-unfused gothic horror comedy aims to deliver grand guignol-style gore and eye-popping period film production design, despite its modest budget . Writer/Director, Dan West (who is also writing this synopsis and weirdly referring to himself in the third person) describes the horror/comedy mix as, Night of the Demon (1957) and The Devil Rides Out (1968) meets The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976). All of that ballyhoo aside, I'm just trying to make the funniest movie that I can on the budget that I have, while making it look as visually pleasing as possible. While I may be aiming for something visually akin to Hammer's The Gorgon (1964), I may only hit the mark of , say, the Andy Milligan film, The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972)... but you'd almost have to be wearing a bag over your head to shoot a period film that shitty.  Let's hope I'm at least in Mr. Sardonicus (1961), or Carry on Screaming (1966), territory.  Still awake? Wow, you must be a masochist reading all of these obscure film nerd references. But seriously, look out for those rats and werewolves, as they are apparently here, and I don't even remember sending them an invitation. You know who could take care of those fuckers? The Exterminator (1980)!  I could go on all night naming shitty exploitation movies and this movie will, no doubt, someday takes its rightful place in that legendary pantheon, but for now I am simply building this ark and filling it with two kinds of every idiot on earth so that they might breed and produce a sequel.